Legend Tells...by ~MousieDoodles

Digital Art / Drawings / Fantasy

"Legends tell of the long lost lands of the Western Wilds. A rugged and treacherous land by all accounts, it was said that only the most brave and powerful of warriors would venture there to hone their skills.

The most memorable tale concerning such an event- is known as the Mexicanapocalyptrainheist. It is said, that one evening on low noon, The mighty Cowboy: Jack Barton crossed paths with the Lone Ranger, and the two began an epic duel in order to determine which warrior was greater. El Dale-o, Jack Barton's mechanical sidekick, was also present.

Then, the heavens split open, and the god-visage of Marshal Mufasa spanned across the night sky. With a bellowing roar he used his sovereignty over space and time to pull a third western warrior into the fray: Clint Eastwood.

As the Three waged combat eternal- the land around them languished with awesome and FFFFFFFRAGE. Tumbleweeds became possessed by the long dead spirits of past Presidents, and innocent daper cacti became vessels for the most murderous and vile of shadow demons.

With three forces of good locked in combat with one another, it was then that the diabolical inventor: Ingram Spazzschmiede accosted two fair maidens and held them hostage atop his Momentumitronicular Flesh Liquification-a-tron Delivery system. (also known by some experts as a railroad) He was intent on destroying them with the Aforementioned Momentumitronicular Flesh Liquification-a-tron (sometimes translated as Lug-train), but his deeds did not go unnoticed, For two mighty SKRAW falcons, equipped with arcane night-vision goggles looked down from above, and began devising a plan to save the ladies while the three heroes engaged in their epic duel." - Excerpt from an Ancient Tablet.
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This is what happens when you skype with a creative people. This entire idea is all thanks to

and

. I just drew it for them. XDDD

Jack and the artwork (c) Me
Ingram, Lug, Dale, SKRAW eagles, prophecy, and part of the idea (c) ~Reversed-Motives
Raptura (aka the cactus), Dragon-Shuffle, the (hidden) Father Time reference, and part of the idea (c) ~dragonshuffle
Oracle (c) ~oracleforhire
Mufasa (c) Disney
Clint Eastwood (c) United Artists
The Lone Ranger (c) Fran Striker
The tumbleweed with a very remarkable resemblance to a certain dead president (c) History
Tumbleweed (c) Texas
Hieroglyphics (c) Egypt
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SKRAW eagles (c) SKRAW eagles (they owe loyalties to none)